What are the best pantomime jokes? Here's our top five pantomime jokes to keep you sniggering through panto season!
1. A pantomime horse walks into a bar. The barman says “would you like a pint?” The horse says, “no, two halves”.
2. What kind of pet did Aladdin have? A flying car-pet!
3. A local Dame we knew kept falling through the floor in the pantomime...It was just a stage they were going through!
4. I went to the library the other day and asked, “Do you have a book about pantomimes?” ...“It’s behind you!" said the librarian!
5. Snow White has found her new vocation as a judge. Maybe it's not surprising given that she’s the fairest of them all!
There's nothing as fun as pantofun!
Until next time!
Sarah and Helen! 🤪
